With Mrs. JiLS out of town for a few days, I had this evening to myself. With the rare and perfect weather we were enjoying tonight, and after a marvelous Manhattan at the Matchbox (love those brandied cherries), I decided to eat outdoors in the courtyard at Timo. For whatever reason, I'd never been here when it was known as Thyme, and maybe that's my loss. Because, while it had many strong points and was clearly the work of a talented kitchen, my dinner at Timo tonight was, overall, unimpressive and I would not be likely to make a return visit based on this meal. If Timo were beamed down into, oh, I don't know, Chattanooga ... it would be one of the five best restaurants in town; but there are just too many opportunities for better meals, of the same general type, at comparable prices here in Chicago for me to be terribly inclined to return to Timo.
I began with an appetizer special of three tiny crab cakes topped with guacamole and surrounded by mixed greens. I'll start with the two highly positive things I can say about this dish: (1) the greens were excellent and (2) the crab cakes were very expertly cooked, perfectly crisp. Unfortunately, the crab cakes themselves were really quite mediocre. First complaint: not enough crab. Second: crab and filling had been run through the Cuisinart to the point that there was no texture at all; it was just a soft, runny crabulum, with a couple of pimientos mixed in for color. The server offered a shot of cracked pepper; I wish I'd said "Yes." I've only ever had a Baltimore crab cake in the form of a frozen pair I bought at the airport a few years back; poor example as that may be, it was far more delicious than the weak, barely-crabby crab cake that Timo was serving tonight. As an example of a restaurant with similar ambitions and much greater success regarding the crab cakes, I'd like to recommend to Timo's chef the example of Crofton on Wells, where even after a five year absence I recall getting the kind of meaty, crabby crab cake I was missing at Timo tonight. Also, while the guac was fresh and reasonably tasty, it was an oddball condiment for a crabcake, and certainly overwhelmed the very mild, almost crab-free flavor of these crab cakes.
My entree was duck breast served with a lovely, delicious hunk of polenta, truffled honey (a new condiment to me that was indescribably delicious), olives and fennel, plus a nice layer of fresh spinach. This dish was peculiar, like a painting you hate, but in a frame you just love. What am I getting at? The duck breast was just plain lousy. First, it was not cooked correctly. Promised medium rare, it was almost well done, with only a hint of pink in some of the slices, and the rest cooked -- very thoroughly -- to a complete greyness. Second, the duck was of an inferior quality. I'm a big duck eater, and I've had the good, the great and the so-so. This was not even quite to the so-so level. For lack of a better descriptor, I'll just say that the duck tasted like it had been frozen in a cryovac and re-heated. I'm not saying that's what Timo actually did (EL POLLO LOCO LIBEL ALERT ON HIGH!!!); but it was a sad, flavor-sapped duck I was served tonight. But then, everything else on the plate was fantastic, including that fantastic polenta, that was
almost as good as my Mom's fried mush.
The wine list had reasonably interesting choices, but mind-bogglingly over priced, in some cases almost a 4X markup. Wines that retail at under $10 were priced at $35 plus. I could scarcely believe I was paying $8.00 for a glass of Castle Rock Pinot Noir. Ah, well; at least the glassware was top notch Riedling or something similar!
One other observation. Maybe it was because I sat down right around 6:00, but if I'd been blindfolded and dropped off at Timo by a kidnapper, from the demographic of my fellow diners, I would have fully believed I was eating in, e.g., Northfield or Arlington Heights. I'm looking at 40 this October, but I was a good 25 years younger than the average diner in the Timo courtyard this evening, and I am not exaggerating that one bit. And they all just had that look that, if you've spent the time I have dining in the North Shore, you just recognize -- that just-off-the-links or tennis court, my Polo shirt cost $175 look. From some of the chatter (on which, as usual, I eavesdropped shamelessly), I got the impression that Timo must be a prime choice for the pre-theater crowd -- which was likely skewed by the early hour of my meal, but still; it was obvious and curious.
One final note, possibly related to the above observation. Maybe I emit an LTH pheromone, but for whatever reason, the soup tonight was described to me as, simply, Vichyssoise, whereas, without exception, every other table was told that the soup was a "cold potato and leek soup." Maybe that's because everybody else was asking what "Vichyssoise" was. Anyway, that sort of almost insane dumbing down (who doesn't know what Vichyssoise is?) was another reason I felt like I was in Northfield...or Terre Haute.
(NOTE: I have sufficient Suburban Chicago/North Shore bona fides to ridicule that demo as I see fit. Eleven years as a renter and homeowner, divided among Glenview, Buffalo Grove, Libertyville and Northbrook, 1991 - 2002. I paid $18,000 in property taxes to Libertyville alone. Just so you know how to properly phrase/premise your excoriations.)
JiLS