Forgive me if this seems a mite insane.
So, you have your bread. Hopefully, a hearty breed of bread, dependant, of course, upon the intentions of one's contents. You're making a Rueben, you get yourself some rye. But, we're not talking Ruebens here.
We're talking about your everyday lunchtime chowdown sandwich. Ham, Turkey, Roast Beef--whatever's not grilled. You want soft bread here.
So, you have your meat. And, indeed, a choice of sliced dairy (or, if one is to go the way of the fancy like boursin, then spreadable dairy).
Now for the fillings--lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, sprouts, onions, avocados--the world of produce is at hand.
And, of course, you have your mustard, or your mayo, or your miracle whip, or your blue-cheese dressings. Just dressings in general.
But let's take a basic sandwich for the purposes of this dissection. You have multigrain sliced bread (supermarket-style). You have sliced smoked turkey. You have your Swiss. You have your Dijon. You have a choice sheaf of lettuce, and you have, well, what else? Maybe onion, maybe tomato if you can find a good one.
My basic question is this, and I think about this a lot:
In what manner does one arrange the sandwich to give off the best flavor.
In other words, if I have cheese against one slice of bread, and turkey against the other, with veggies between--which way of biting into the sandwich gives off the optimal shot of flavor? (Cheese-layer against tongue? Turkey?)
To further the problem, if one chooses to slather one slice with mustard, and one slice with mayo, which elements of the sandwich should be placed against which dressing, and in which manner should one consume?
Well, I know it sounds ridiculous, but I'm always reminded at lunchtime (or, at least, lately) of an Esquire article by Michael Paterniti some years ago about Ferran Adria's restaurant (before, I believe, he became as much of a household name as he's ever going to be, which is now). In said article the author, while dining at said restaurant, observed a man eating solitary at an adjacent table who was constantly staring down his food, getting up and sitting in another seat, tasting, staring, getting up, changing seats, ad nauseum (well, hopefully not). When asked what the hell he was doing, he replied something like, Well, I just can't get a grasp on this food, and why it pleases me so, so this is the only way I can try to make sense of it, to adjust my position with regard to the food, to come at it from a different angle, constantly.
And thus you will find me at lunchtime engaging in a constant rotation of my self-constructed sandwich, attempting to strike upon the best manner in which to place it in my mouth, so my tongue gets the proper ratio of mustard to cheese to the protein-feel of the meat, to the snap of the veggies.
Hmm. Maybe i'm overthinking this. Maybe i'll just go for a burrito from now on.