Stopped in to load my pack with sausage and to suss out the rumors. Joe confirmed he'd sold the building (I won't say for how much, but he will), and plans to build a house for his daughter with the proceeds, before going to work at another butcher shop, TBD. My regrets were rewarded with a brain scrambling 20 minute discourse beginning with relatively stale bromides about every "end leading to new beginnings," continuing on to the superiority of sea salt over Morton's, his plans to prove the deleterious effects of Morton's drying agents on the human body, (which he will reveal on
Oprah), leading to critiques of various iconic political and religious figures ("MLK said he climbed the mountaintop. He lied. He didn't climb no motherf*ing mountaintop.
I did. It was in Austria."), and concluding with a forceful argument for the Vatican's orchestration of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and its secret control of CNN.
He says he's out of the building before the end of September so get your sausage now.