I grew up in Jersey as well (Medford) and have a Taylor ham in my freezer ready to be busted out.
Gotta love the band Ween for their odes to Pork Roll. Saw them in Madison a few weeks ago and when they played this song (they have 2 pork roll songs), I commented that I was probably the only one in the audience with Pork Roll in the freezer

:
Jamie
Frank
(and vocal - David Williams)
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.
Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind.
Time: it's in the hand of God. Chew on turkey or some cod if you please.
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.
Pork Roll Egg and Cheese
When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.
I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
Please don't hide.
So mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains.
But we must further ourselves on.
So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
Not right, but wrong in a good way.
So mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
When you've had your fun, and your work is done,
You must not succumb.
I can feel you breathe. It's like a mega-weedge inside.
Please don't hide.
So mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
On a kaiser bun.
Mommy, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
Kaiser bun. Pork roll egg and cheese.