My involuntary trip to the Dells
So on Thursday, my power went out. Big deal, you say, so did mine. Yeah, but yours probably came on earlier than 6 pm tonight. The difference is, a falling limb from my 40-foot Dutch elm neatly divided my power line in two.
I figured it would take ComEd at least the weekend just to repair things like the tree that was uprooted in the garage behind Volo, which also happened to knock out a whole set of power lines in my neighborhood, before they even got to individual houses like mine, so rather than sit all weekend in a darkened house, I packed up the kids and headed in the only direction where the weather looked decent-- northwest. (The picture above is looking back toward Chicago from I-90 near Huntley.) We landed at the Kalahari, one of those indoor water park megaresorts with everything and plenty of it.
Anyway, it was pretty much an off-the-clock food weekend, as far as I was concerned, but here are a few notes, such as they are:
• MouseHouse Cheese House, some highway exit near Waunakee-- stopped here for lunch rather than do the fast food chain thing, had plain but perfectly decent sandwiches featuring-- you may have heard there is such a thing-- Wisconsin cheese. Decent sub, despite a sweetish Miracle Whip/Italian seasoning "special sauce" I mostly scraped off, which reminded me of the not entirely beloved Joe's Donuts in Lawrence, Ks.
• Essen Haus-- had minimal expectations for this German restaurant/bar on the ultra-tacky main strip in the Dells, but they were exceeded-- a jaegerschnitzel was pretty good, though my hopes for the Klas of the Dells in atmosphere turned out to be basically yet another Das Sportsbar. Sadly, only later did I notice that they were roasting a whole pig in the back of the room, otherwise I would have ordered that.
• Lemonade place on the strip just past Ripley's and Wizard Quest: sign said "Freshly squeezed lemonade." Polish-sounding females take order for freshly squeezed lemonade. One picks up a single slice of lemon with tongs, and places it in a cup of ice. The other takes that, and out of view, unmistakably fills it with Minute Maid Lemonade from the standard Coke-issue soft drink dispenser. That'll be $3, sucker.
• Denny's Diner-- not to be confused with Danny's Diner or the Denny's Classic Diner elsewhere on 12. Decent breakfast spot with lots of retro stuff all over the place, although in the Dells that's sort of redundant. Biscuits and gravy, with small, fluffy pieces of sausage and lots of gravy, not bad. The homemade cinnamon roll advertised in neon in the window would have been better if it hadn't been rubberized in the microwave before serving, though.
• Moosejaw Pizza and Brewing Company-- huge, packed, plastic, yet entirely not-terrible faux-woodsy pizza/sportsbar/brewpub/backwoods family fun experienzaganza. The beers surprisingly good if all a little on the light side; amusingly they sell a flight of beers, for that sophisticated, connoisseur getting-blotto-in-the-Dells collegiate experience. Pizza was better than Domino's, even if the bottom of the crust hit a note not unlike leatherette.
I'm not going to list addresses, everything is on Highway 12, you know that.
On the way back we hit the
Circus World Museum in Baraboo, which is incredibly worth doing. Basically circuses only leave two kinds of memorabilia-- stone litho posters which are often incredibly beautiful, or else bizarre, racist, etc., and circus wagons, of which this museum has a quite astonishing collection. Anyway, one of the best historical things for kids I've been to in quite a while. No idea if there's anywhere to eat in Baraboo, though; we grabbed a bite at Culver's.
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Mike G on August 28th, 2007, 6:36 am, edited 1 time in total.