Thanks for all the suggestions a while back re: where to take my two assistants for lunch. We went to RL and it was a big hit. That's probably mostly because one of them had just heard that it is Oprah's favorite restaurant in Chicago. In any case, I found it to be a very good place for such an engagement, though I doubt I'll return for my own pleasure.
We started with shrimp by the piece ($4.50 each!) and a baked cheese. The shrimp were very large, but I found them to be on the mealy side. One of my guests proclaimed the sauce to be the best (I thought it was a very ketchup-y cocktail sauce). The baked cheese was good. It had an earthy bleu-type cheese melting out of the pastry, and came with a poached pear that complemented it all quite well. Nothing earth-shattering, but satisfying.
Entrees were organic Irish salmon, scallops and a lobster club. I didn't get to try my companion's dishes, but they were quite pleased with them. However, the salmon came with a 'baba ganoush' that was actually quite gross, and looked even grosser. It was quite thick and had a pureed texture, and its presentation was reminiscent of someone defecating on the plate. It tasted too salty and too acidic (too much lemon?, but how was it so thick if they put that much lemon in it?), yet at the same time, it had a dirty taste. I'm not describing it very well, but it was a really poor side, no matter how you sliced it up.
My lobster club was ok. Well-constructed, enough lobster that I didn't think it was a total rip-off, but I have to quit ordering lobster dishes, as I'm always disappointed. It was a little rubbery. The truffled mayo was a good, light dressing. Maybe I just wasn't in the mood for my sandwich after I saw the scallops, but I just wasn't into it, and didn't even finish half of it. The fries that came with were good and crisp. The table shared an order of scalloped potatoes that my guests adored, but I found gloppy, overly cheezy (yes, with a z), and had no discernable potato taste. We had 3 desserts, the only notable one being a very refreshing, tart key lime pie. The others were fine (banana split and creme brulee, that had a hint of rosemary flavor).
Service was excellent, attentive but not obtrusvie, friendly but not cloying. We were even comp'd the three desserts after we had ordered them.
We had a bottle of champagne (veuve cliquot, yellow label), for which RL charged $100/bottle. We also had 3 after-lunch drinks (getting silly with a calvados, frangelico and a glass of port) and one espresso. Drinks are obviously where the astronomic tab got really out of hand, but really, it was crazy expensive. Tab: $265 pre-tip, and that's not counting the 3 desserts that were comp'd.
So, it fit the bill perfectly: it was fancy schmancy, food was decent, it was expensive, and we were seated near people who all looked like they were accustomed to spending a lot on lunch. Total sucess, and I am redeemed for another year!