probably not too difficult to bar the michelin man - just get melamine counters and plastic apholstery.
Coming from someone in the industry, I don't think the michelin (or other reviewing sources) are necessarily bad; certainly michelin in particular are set up to review only what they know, and are self-admittedly conservative when listing(in france, at least). That said, I would be surprised to see Alinia listed at all for another couple of years.
Michelin does one thing well, it fills restaurants that are not fillable any other way. Michelin is the archetype of the "Check, Please Effect," and I am sure that many of our currently starred french restaurants aimed to appeal to michelin for that exact reason, especially the ones that are a long haul from the major cities. Although part of my mind is now screaming "sellouts!!", the restaurant business is first and foremost, a business. For everyone screaming "also an artistic statement," in the end it all comes out in the toilet.
As we all know, a business' only responsibility is to legally make money for its investors, and a restaurant cannot do that without guests. Art or not, it isn't going to exist very long if it doesn't make people happy, and if it doesn't make money from those same people.
To appeal to the michelin men in the hopes of being rated is good business, a single star can elevate a small-time chef's career to celebrity, and bring a lot of guests to the establishment. Just to be listed in the book(not starred) can boost business immensly, there are tales of restaurants being unable to cope with the influx and suffering badly because of it.
systematics aside, a michelin guide in the states is important, and not necessarily irrelevant although it certainly can be; the book is not intended to promote new, progressive restaurants, but is rather intended to serve as a guide to places that are
guaranteed to provide a certain level of service, sophistication, quality, and snobbery. For those not listed, the rising importance of other news sources such as LTH will insure they are not left out. The michelin guide will never be the make-or-break book that it has been in france, but my personal opinion is that it cannot be a bad thing, to have another source to consider. So what if they only give high marks to classical french places. At least it gives us all something to talk about, and gives the listed places more business. The more successful that other restaurants become, the more successful ALL good restaurants will become - this is the one business where other similar businesses are not necessarily competition.
Erik.