QueensFresser: We ventured out to the no man's land between the Queens neighborhoods of Woodside and Forest Hills called Rego Park in search of New York's Bukharian Jewish community. It was a few storefronts along either side of 63rd Drive right off the Subway stop of the same name. Queens is made up of these little ethnic microcommunities.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I’d like to start by asking you: how did you first discover this neighborhood and what made you choose this particular restaurant?
BrooklynKibbitzer: I remember you saying this was the "best one."
QueensFresser: I read the Times piece and a couple of my foodie friends went out there and they all seemed to agree that this one had the biggest assortment of things and that the food was the best
BrooklynKibbitzer: So had you been there before?
QueensFresser: yes i went once before on a Sunday and it was bustling with people all dressed in their outer borough best
BrooklynKibbitzer: was the menu you had then the same as the one we saw?
QueensFresser: No, the menu had changed. The Times article has obviously forced them to try to make a more outsider friendly menu. There were many more Bukharian names on the menu the first time and far fewer explanations. For instance Plov was now Pilaff
BrooklynKibbitzer: but the food was pretty much the same even though the names were more "Americanized"?
QueensFresser: the food was the same although on the busy Sunday morning it came faster and hotter. It’s the old restaurant paradox that when they are busier, the food and service are better than when it is slower.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Well, let’s talk about that -- first, let's try to list what we ordered.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Here's my list, but add to it if you remember more:
BrooklynKibbitzer: Kindzmarauli wine, which was a Georgian semi-sweet wine
QueensFresser: Yes and actually very pleasant with the food…
QueensFresser : …with a dry finish, as you noted.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Yes, it was sweet in a Manischewitz sort of way, but the sweetness didn't linger and complicate (or corrupt) the food
BrooklynKibbitzer: Then we ordered herring with potatoes
QueensFresser: The potatoes came late and we ate the herring with the blanched onions that were served on the side. The herring was salty and strong, but not overpowering and had a really nice firm consistency form the salt cure
BrooklynKibbitzer: I loved the herring.
QueensFresser: I loved the herring, too.
BrooklynKibbitzer: It was firm, but it wasn't firm like the herring you'd get out of a jar -- it was cured for just enough time
BrooklynKibbitzer: I think that was my favorite dish.
BrooklynKibbitzer: And the chebureki with pumpkin was great, too -- you mentioned you thought the pumpkin might have been cooked in lamb fat?
QueensFresser: Definitely it had a muttony after taste. You also said that the pastry was crisp and not too greasy. It was also pleasingly light for a deep fried app
BrooklynKibbitzer: Right. It was greasy for flavor, but I didn't feel like I needed napkin after napkin to wipe it off my fingers. Speaking of the chebureki, did you dip it in the "salsa"?
QueensFresser: I did, which I liked, but I couldn't identify a particular flavor. It was tomato-y with the same combination of spices that everything seemed to have -- cumin and salt…
BrooklynKibbitzer: …which was odd and gave some of the dishes -- like the manty we had next -- a faintly Latin American flavor.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Manty, you'll remember, were the big, puffy dumplings stuffed with a combination of beef and onions.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Or was it lamb?
QueensFresser: I think it was beef. They looked like oversized Chinese dumplings because of the pleats in the dough. Cumin is a pretty common worldwide spice, but when you taste it just by itself, it definitely invokes Latin America.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Yes, it was a lot like an empanada, but not the same shape. I have to say I didn't expect that flavor. So many of the dishes evoke other Central Asian or North African cuisines -- they had hummus on the menu, for example -- and "manti" in Turkey is a smaller dumpling filled with lamb. It doesn't taste an iota like an empanada and is covered in yogurt. I sort of expected that.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Even so, I was delighted with what it actually was!
QueensFresser: Yes, I really liked those and, in general, you got the sense that you were eating simple food as it would be prepared at home for a special occasion. Definitely not restaurant food, there was not a great deal of embellishment
BrooklynKibbitzer: After the manty, we got into some serious business with the green plov, kebabs, and quail.
BrooklynKibbitzer: What did you think about the plov this time?
QueensFresser: I thought it was quite good, but would have benefited from being warmer. It was loaded with sweetmeats and well-seasoned, though.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I felt like everything -- except the roasted tomatoes and onions we ordered to go with the kebabs -- was a bit lukewarm.
QueensFresser: Yes, definitely. What did you think of the Plov?
BrooklynKibbitzer: I liked it, but I'm not much of a sweetmeat-eater, so it had that sort of gamey, rich flavor to it that can get old fast.
QueensFresser: Ok on to the kebabs…
BrooklynKibbitzer: Kebabs! We ordered two kinds: the specialty of the house (lamb-fat kebabs) and beef skirt steak ones.
QueensFresser: Let’s do the easy one first. The Beef Skirt steak ones were flavorful, moist, and perfectly cooked. But they were exactly what one would expect from a beef kebab.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I actually found the skirt steak to be a little disappointing. Kind of overcooked.
QueensFresser: I thought it was ok, but I can see that
BrooklynKibbitzer: Maybe it's because it wasn't very thick, so it might have been difficult to have that sort of charred outside and pink inside...The steak was best when eaten with one of the roasted onions or tomatoes.
QueensFresser: Also, they just wouldn't do pink inside. It’s just not the style for that part of the world. I think microbial concerns are at the bottom of it. Yes, I thought the tomatoes and onions went very well.
BrooklynKibbitzer: That's interesting -- hadn't thought of it that way. Maybe a leaner meat -- some of the veal or chicken -- would have been better?
QueensFresser: Yeah, when we lived in Africa the meat was cooked to the consistency of an old shoe, also when I have been in India and Trinidad.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Moving on to our next kebab adventure: the lamb fat.
QueensFresser: The lamb fat was surprisingly not nauseating. It had a firm texture, we noted, like pork belly, and was flavored so as not to be overwhelming. It was, however, very rich.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I've confessed before that I'm not much of a lamb fan despite its central role in most of the cuisines I like, so I wasn't expecting much. Yet I'm going to put this out there: lamb fat is the best part of lamb meat you can get. It was rich (like eating a stick of butter), but seasoned and textured like a piece of meat.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I should add that even if it's the best part, it's not like you can eat a lot of it.
QueensFresser: No, it’s definitely a "special occasion" treat.
BrooklynKibbitzer: And I think a two-chunk limit is a good guideline.
QueensFresser: Yes. I think this is definitely a food that does not fit into first world conceptions. It’s such a pure expression of the idea of fat as luxury and excess.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I can see that. I would think of it as something to be set aside for the most treasured dinner guest.
BrooklynKibbitzer: So after that was the quail -- as a quail expert, what did you think?
QueensFresser: I actually thought the quail was a bit overdone, but I thought it was the blandest protein medium and so it allowed you to really taste the spice rub that was being put on everything. This being the cuisine of the spice road, that seemed important. I thought the rub on the kebabs was more balanced than the flavoring for the meat in the Manty. A single spice didn't stick out that much and the overall impression for me was a general savory flavor.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Well-put. I found the spicing to be pleasant, but not particular to a specific flavor. As with the manty, I was surprised that it wasn't MORE identifiable in a general Middle Eastern sort of way. I would have expected more lemon or garlic.
BrooklynKibbitzer: But it was actually a lot like a roast chicken like my (Ashkenazi) mother would make.
QueensFresser: Yes, I think that's right. It was also not particularly Asian.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Right.
QueensFresser: And then there’s the Chak Chak.
BrooklynKibbitzer: For reasons solely consisting of amusement and hilarity, this was one of my favorite things.
BrooklynKibbitzer: It's almost a shame to try and explain what it tasted like.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Indeed, that may be impossible.
QueensFresser: Much more fun to try to describe attacking it with a plastic fork. Perhaps one of the least ergonomic serving methods I have encountered.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I think the joke we made was that they wouldn't give us any real silverware for this because anything less than an ice-pick would have bent in deference.
BrooklynKibbitzer: So to describe -- the Chak Chak was a hard mound of Chinese-like fried noodles covered in honey and sprinkled with pistachios.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I liked the way the waitress arched her eyebrow when we ordered it -- especially after she had just brought us complimentary watermelon slices.
QueensFresser: Yeah, she seemed to be thinking, "ok, you asked for it!"
BrooklynKibbitzer: Okay, overall impression of the place?
QueensFresser: It was a strange atmosphere. Too big and empty and somewhat sorrowful because it was a chilly weeknight. But you definitely had the sense of visiting a place that is really patronized by Bukharian Jews, where outsiders are tolerated, if not exactly welcomed.
BrooklynKibbitzer: I agree. With the Russian version of MTV on all of the TV screens (I think I counted about four of them) and only a couple of other tables occupied by patrons (who seemed part of the Bukharian community), the place seemed vast and not very welcoming.
BrooklynKibbitzer: On the other hand, it was a familiar experience -- dining at a restaurant that represents a very nuanced, very specialized cuisine from another country and being met with a mixture of dubiousness, curiosity, and some vague eye-rolling by the wait-staff.
QueensFresser: That's true. Also it had a similar feel to the old Ratner's and some of the delis in the city.
BrooklynKibbitzer: Totally. And that feels very New York to me. Would I go back? Sure. Would it be a major destination? Not really.
QueensFresser: I agree. Though I would take someone else there; it is a pretty unique experience and a cuisine that is almost unknown here.
For pictures of the kebabs and Chak chak see below
http://www.bridgeandtunnelclub.com/bigm ... chnaya.htm