I will apologize in advance in case I offend anyone.
I am an "early-adopter" when it comes to many forms of technology, however, I am either late to the party when it comes to others--Or I don't show up at all.
Posting in an internet forum such as this requires one to be somewhat self-absorbed, but "tweeting," "twittering," or whatever the hell else one does on that site really takes the cake. If I feel the need to blurt out whatever I am thinking at any given moment, I will use the phone or (gasp!) write someone an e-mail.
We had something similar to Twitter in the 70's, however, it had much less reach---It was called a CB radio!
I have to go now--- I have to yell at the neighbor kids to get off of my lawn!
"Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsin' around on the airplane?"