"OK, that's funny," he remarked, "because of the soda thing ... No come on. I'm not kidding. I haven't eaten all morning, just send over another pepperoni."
"I'm sorry sir. We're serious," Benito insisted. "We've decided that eating more than one piece isn't healthy for you, and so we're forbidding you from doing it."
"Look jackass," Bloomberg retorted, his anger boiling, "I fucking skipped breakfast this morning just so I could eat four slices of your pizza. Don't be a schmuck, just get back to the kitchen and bring out some fucking pizza, okay."
"I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do," the owner repeated. "Maybe you could go to several restaurants and get one slice at each. At least that way you're walking. You know, burning calories."
TCK wrote:The Daily Currant is a satirical website much like the Onion
Don't feel too bad that you fell for it though because the Drudge Report picked it up as legit news...
http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national ... zza/64846/
Cathy2 wrote:Yet, I would have thoroughly enjoyed the spectacle had it been true. Oh to be the fly on the wall!