3 ornaments (a pig, a "Salame Italiano" and a 6-pack of beer)
2 books (Bitters, Best Food Writing 2011)
Alaskan Ulu chopper
Luxardo cherries
Fallot Dijon mustard
Pumpkin Butter
Chipotle-Raspberry-Apple Sauce
Assorted large-format beers
1 decorative glass machete filled with Tequila + display stand

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By protecting others, you save yourself. If you only think of yourself, you'll only destroy yourself. --Kambei Shimada
Every human interaction is an opportunity for disappointment --RS
There's a horse loose in a hospital --JM
That don't impress me much --Shania Twain