With doubt in my mind, leaving the Kerasotes Icon to the West didn't seem prudent -- it'd be a longer hike back to the El, and prospects of something truly awful had me head east.
Unfortunately, all the restos near the El (Bongo Room, 11 City and a couple others) close at 9. So we hopped the red line to the blue line, and back in Rosemont dealt with IHOP. What the heck flavor is "Old Fashioned" anyway? The other syrups are "Blueberry" (kind of sickly sweet, with more maple flavor than the Old Fashioned"), "Butter Pecan" (didn't try), and "STRAW" (I hope they mean berry, but that's by no means a sure thing). Blueberry pancakes and sausage were OK, MrsF was pleased to actually get over-easy eggs with quite runny yolks, but her hash browns were far too limp (memo: ask for crisp if there's a next time).
What is patriotism, but the love of good things we ate in our childhood?
-- Lin Yutang