I managed to knock a full large bottle of Torani hazelnut syrup from a shelf onto a granite counter. The resultant sticky mess full of tiny shards was horrific, especially with a fascinated toddler on hand, but the most heartbreaking part was that a splash had hit one of my new Uggs. Unlike that classy dame in that Tribune story, most of our clothing comes from thrift stores, and those Uggs has been a Christmas gift. Despite taking them to both a local shoe repair store and dry cleaners, they were goners. I guess I should've blamed Torani!
“Assuredly it is a great accomplishment to be a novelist, but it is no mediocre glory to be a cook.” -- Alexandre Dumas
"I give you Chicago. It is no London and Harvard. It is not Paris and buttermilk. It is American in every chitling and sparerib. It is alive from tail to snout." -- H.L. Mencken